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I CHUST VAKE UP FROM SLEEPY TIME. I HAFE TREAM. I TREAM OF CHUNKLES. DERE VERE CHUNKLES EFERYVHERE...DEY TO ZE HOKEY POKEY UNT DEY SHAKINK ALL AROUNT. IF CHEW EFER SEE CHUNKLES SHAKE DERE PINGO ARMS AT PAR MITZVAH TOINK HOKEY POKEY...VELL I TON'T HAFE TO TELL YOU DAT VAT IT ALL APOUT!!!
TURING HOKEY POKEY CHUNKLE VOMAN'S RIGHT FOOT VAS SHAKINK ALL APOUT. SHE TURN HERSELF AROUNT UNT DEN CELLULITE FROM HER RIGHT FOOT FLOP UP UNT HIT ME IN EYE! I CO PLINT! I TRY TO OPEN MY EYES PUT I CHUST SEE HAIRY CHUNKLE AFTER HAIRY CHUNKLE CHUMPINK OFER A WOOTEN FENCE. COUNTINK CHUNKLES INSTEAT OF SHEEP NO FUN!
DEN I LOOK UP, DERE PULIMIC CHUNKLE VOMAN...IT VAS LEPRECHAUN CHUNKLE VOMAN FROM HALLOWEEN CHUNKLE. PUT INSTEAT OF SROWINK COLT IN ZE AIR SHE SROWINK UP FOOD...UNT IT CHEW FOOD RUKKALUCH! UNT VHILE SHE SROWINK UP RUKKALUCH SHE STICK PROOM IN HER FACHINA UNT FACHINA SROW UP CHAMENTASHEN! UNT DAT CROSS ME OUT UNT MAKE ME SROW UP KISHKA UNT CHOCOLATE POPKA! VHY VAS I SROWINK UP CHEW FOOT INSTEAD OF SHVEINHOOKSEN??? IT MAKE ME CO CRAZY!!!
I TRY TO SCREAM, PUT DERE NO SOUNT, I PINCH MYSELF, PUT MY EYES TID NOT VAKE. I PULL ON MY AUSTRIAN TESTICLES, PUT DERE VERE NO PALLS! DERE CHUST A SHAFED TAINT! IT VAS LIKE I TRANSTESTICLE! AUUGHHHH ZIS VAS FORSE NIGHTMARE EFER!
DEN I SQUATTINK. I LOOK UP, UNT I SEE ZIS:
AUUUGHHH PIG LOAT SHOOTINK PORN STAR PETER NORTH! HE SMILINK. PUT VHY?? DEN I LOOK AT HIM ACAIN UNT HE HAS HIS 80'S MULLET. UNT DEN HE MAKE ME PE HIS FLUFFUH! AUUUGGGHH!!! I FLUFF HIM UNT DEN HE PLOW A PIG LOAT OF HIS STRINK CHEESE CHIZZ! RIGHT IN MY OZER EYE! AUUUGGGHHH I CO PLINT ACAIN!
DEN I SEE MORE CHUNKLES
ZIS TIME CHUNKLES HAFE CRAPS SWINKINK FROM CHUNKLE PUPIC HAIR TO PUPIC HAIR LIKE MANKEYS SWINKINK FROM FINES! UNT DEY VALK UP TO ME UNT SAY, "HELLO ARNOLT, HOW ARE CHEW!"
I SAY, "NOT SO COOT MR CRABBY GUY, CHUNKLE CHUST FLOP INTO MY LEFT EYE UNT PETER NORTH CHUST SHOOT STRINK CHEESE IN MY RIGHT EYE."
CRAB SAYS TO ME, "CHEER UP ARNIE, YOU JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU."
I SAY, "DERE NO CHEW INSITE OF ME, PETER NORTH CHENTILE UNT I NEFER LET RON CHEREMY HAFE PUTTSEX MIT ME"
PUT CRAB CHUST SAY TO ME, "YOU'LL SEE"
I NO UNTERSTANT.
DEN I SEE SOMESINK DAT I NEFER SEE IN ALL MY YEARS OF CHUNKLINK...LESPIAN CHUNKLES!
DAT ONE PIG SET O PUTTOCKS! ZE ONE ON ZE LEFT TELL ME SHE SMULIA, ZE ONE ON ZE RIGHT SAY SHE MAKDA. VELL NEXT SING YOU KNOW MAKDA PULL FIRE HYTRANT OUT OF SMULIAS PUTTHOLE, LIKE MACHICHAN PULLINK RAPPIT OUT OF HAT. HYDRANT HAVE PIG PIECE OF POOPIE HANKINK FROM IT. MAKDA SMILE AT ME AND SPRAY HYTRANT AT ME. NOW I COVERET IN HYTRANT KOOP AND SMULIA'S POOPIE. IT CROSS. I SROW UP MORE CHOCOLATE POPKA UNT KISHKAS!
ZIS CET SLIPPERY LIKE PANANA PEEL SO I SLIP UNT FALL UNT NOW I'M ROLLINK AROUNT UNT COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP UNT SMULIA'S POOPIE. UNT I REALIZE I STILL TON' HAFE MY TESTICLES SO ZE COMPINATION OF ALL ZIS COOP IS SEEPINK INTO MY SCROTUM SAC. DAT NO FUN. I LOOK UP ACAIN UNT SEE ZIS:
AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! CHUNKLE LESPO STRAP ON TILTO SEX! LOOK AT DEM CO AT IT! FAT CURLS TRY HARTER INTEET! DEN PEFORE I KNOW IT MAKDA SQUIRT STREAM OF INCRETIPLY STINKY, SALTY TASTINK CURLIE CUM ALL OFER ME. NOW I COVERET IN COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP, SMULIA'S POOPIE UNT MAKDAS STINKY, SALTY CURLIE CUM. UNT I STILL NO HAFE MY TESTICLES.
I SROW UP ACAIN.
DEN SMULIA AND MAKDAS STANTINT IN FRONT OF ME UNT START TOINK CHELLY PELLY TANCE. CHELLY PELLYS COINK UP UNT TOWN UNT UP UNT TOWN UNT I CET HYPNOTIZET. ZE CELLULITE MASHES TOGEZER UNT IT LOOKS LIKE CHIGSAW PUZZLE CAMINK TOGEZER. DEN I LOOK UP UNT I SEE ZIS MAN:
JAAAA LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET! HE SAY, "ARNOLD SCHVARTZANEGGER, I AM THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THIS DREAM?"
I CONFUSET, "VAT CHEW CALL ZIS LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET?"
HE HOLD UP MY TESTICLES, HANT DEM PACK TO ME, AND SAY, "WE CALL THIS DREAM THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"
UNT DEN I VAKE UP.
DAT VAT I CALL PEINK TROPPET INTO ZE MEATCRINTER.
-Arnolt
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