Chunkle of Ze Veek - Chamaican Chunkle

JA IM JAAAMMIN. I JAAAMMIN. UNT I HOPE CHEW LIKE JAAAAMMIN TOO!!!

VAT IS UP EVERYPOTY!? ZIS VEEK I CO TO CHAMAICA. CHAMAICA IS A LOFELY PLACE KNOWN FOR ITS TEEP HISTORY, WARM VEAZER, REKKAE MUSIC, PEAUTY, KANCHA, UNT PLACK PEOPLE.

LETS TAKE A LOOK AT VAT ZE AFERACHE CHAMAICAN LOOK LIKE:














MY FRIENT LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET CALL DEM RASTAFARIAN SCHVARTZAS. RASTAFARIANS ARE KNOWN FOR DERE DISTINCT LACK OF CROOMINK, SHOWUHINK, UNT ZE CROWTH OF NEW FORMS OF ARACHNITS IN DERE TREDLOCKS.

DERE TREDLOCKS ARE ACTUALLY FERY USEFUL FOR A FARIETY OF PURPOSES. VE USE DEM TO MAKE PREDATOR OUTFIT, I USE DEM TO CHUMP ROPE, COWPOYS USE DEM TO ROPE CATTLE, UNT CHAMAICA'S FAFORITE EXPORT CRACE CHONES USED TO SMOKE DEM VHEN SHE VAS VASN'T ENTERTAININK OFFERS OF PUTTSEX ON ZE SET OF CONAN ZE TESTROYUH. SHE USET TO SAY IT VAS ZE PEST HIGH SHE EFER HAT, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD TO PULL OUT ZE ODD SPLIT ENT OR TWO OUT OF HER SROAT.

ZE VOMEN OF CHAMAICA HAFE A NATURAL STYLE APOUT DEM. ON MY FLIGHT MARIA SHRIFER UNT I HAVE ZIS VOMAN SITTINK NEXT TO US:















LOOK AT ZIS PAIN IN ZE ASS. ZIS PITCH'S AFRO VAS SO PIG IT KEPT HITTING MARIA SHRIFER IN ZE HEAD. EFERYTIME MARIA SHRIFER START TO FALL ASLEEP ZIS VOMAN'S FRO VOULT SMACK INTO HER. ZIS VAS FOLLOWET PY SHAKA ZULU OFER HERE CIVINK MARIA SHRIFER A TIRTY LOOK AS IF HER 1972 FRO VAS MADE OF PURE 24 KARAT GOLD. HER ENORMOUS ASS ALSO TOOK UP MARIA SHRIFERS WHOLE SEAT SO SHE SIT ON MY LAP WHOLE FLIGHT. CUTTLINK MIT MARIA SHRIFER MEAN HER CHIN CUT UP MY FACE SO MUCH IT LOOK LIKE I TRY TO SHAFE AFTER A WEEK OF TRINKINK SHPATEN POMBS AT OKTOPERFEST!


ONCE WE COT TO CHAMAICA I CO TO PEACH. ONE ZING I NOTICE LOTS OF PEOPUL RELAX ALOT UNT DEY CET REALLY FLAPPY. I TOOK SOME PICTURES TO SHOW YOU. HERE IS ONE OF FAT SUCAR TATTY:














JAAAAA HE HAFING SOME TROUPLE TONT CHEW SINK? LET'S SEE IF ZE LATIES ARE APLE TO CET HIM TO STANT UP:















EVEN MORE HILARIOUS IS THE CHIC CIKKULINK AT CHAIR ON PUTT. LET'S SEE IF ONE FINAL EFFORT COULD HELP OUR FUPTASTIC FRIENT:












I'VE HEART OF HAVINK A MANKEY ON YOUR PACK PUT DAT IS RITICULOUS! I VONTER HOW HE WIPE IS PUTTHOLE AFTER POOPY TIME? MAYPE HIS POOPIE SO PIG IT WILL FORCE CHAIR OFF OF HIM?

PUT OF COURSE ON ZE PEACH, DERE CHUNKLES, DERE CHUNKLES EFERYVHERE, DEY TONT EFEN KNOW ZEY ARE CHUNKLES. ZIS PAPE MIT HER TROOPY MCCOOPIES VAS PARTICULARLY MEMORAPLE:











SHE TRIPPED ALOT VEN SHE CET UP TO CO SWIMMINK. I LIKED VATCHINK HER TO ZE PACKFLOAT.

DEN I SEE HER SLEEPINK...FACE TOWN...UNT I COT CREAT ITEA. I SNEAK UP PEHINT HER...UNT TIE HER POOPIES UP IN A KNOT PEHIND HER PACK!!! JAHAHAHAHA!!! SINCE SHE VAS SLEEPINK SHE TITN'T KNOW I DO IT. SO SHE COME UP TO ME AND ASK ME TO UNTIE DEM FOR HER...













CHAMAICA MOST FAMOUS FOR ITS POT. CHEW CAN PUY A COOT TOOPIE FROM CAP TRIFER, PUS TRIFER, PEACH CUY, POOL CUY, CARPAGE CUY, ZE MAIT, ZE COLF CADDY, ZE COLF PRO, ZE TOLPHIN TRAINER, UNT ZE HORSEY TRAINER. PRETTY MUCH EFERYPOTY EXCEPT FOR YOUR PUTLER. PUTLER IS RESPECTAPLE MAN IN CHAMAICA.

IN ANY CASE DEY SELL ME ZIS:










JAAAA IT ACTUALLY CALLED CHUNKLE!!!!! I SO EXCITED I SMOKE EET RIGHT AVAY. I CET ALL HAZY VEN I PUFF EET. I CO INTO COUGHING FIT. MY EYES TEAR. VHEN I FINALLY COME TOO I SEE CHAMAICAN PALL PUSTER FROM MY FLIGHT:






SHE CHUST SAY, "JA MON!"

DEN SHE TAKE ZE ENTIRE WAD OF CHUNKLE, ROLL IT UP INTO ZE PIGGEST TOOPIE I HAFE EFER SEEN, UNT SHOVE IT IN HER CHUNKLE. I WATCH IN TISPELIEF AS HER FACHINA START PUFFINK ON ZIS CHUMBO SIZED TOOPIE. SHE PULL TOOPIE OUT OF HER CHUNKLE UNT DEN CHUNKLE STARTS TALKING TO ME:

"ARNOLD!" SAYS ZE CHUNKLE. " YOU HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ALLY THE CHUNKLES HAVE EVER KNOWN. YOU SPEAK SO FONDLY OF US, REGALING US IN SUCH POETIC FASHION AS YOU DO. CHUNKLES ARE NOW CONSIDERED TO BE A DELICACY OF THE SEXUAL PALETTE. IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS, SALES OF FAT WOMAN PORN HAVE TRIPLED, CANKLE PORN QUADRUPLED, AND SALES OF FAT BLACK WOMAN PORN NEARLY QUINTUPLED." "DO YOU THINK IT'S ANY COINCIDENCE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH THAT MOVIE PRECIOUS WITH SUCH ENDEARING EYES? YOU MIGHT THINK IT IS YOUR DESTINY TO BE PRESIDENT IN 2016, BUT THANKS YOUR REGALING TALES OF CHUNKLES YOU WILL CRUMBLE UNDER THE POWER OF A NEWLY FAT AND FULLY OPERATIONAL CHUNKLE!"

ARNOLD: "AUUGGHHH...IT...CAN'T...PE"

CHAMAICAN CHUNKLE: "YES, IT IS!!!"













"OOOOOOOOOOOPRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"













NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

JA, MAYPE I NO SMOKE CHUNKLE ANYMORE.

UNT ANY CASE VAT WOULT A CHUNKLE PE MITOUT A CHUNKLE? IN HONOR OF CHAMAICA YOUR CHUNKLE OF ZE VEEK IS CELLUTASTIC:













BLACK CELLULITE, ZE PROUTEST UNT CREASYEST OF ALL CELLULITE.

I COT TO CO...CHUNKLE POT CIVE ME ZE MANCHIES DAT NOT EFEN DAT FAT PUTT CAN STOP!

-AHNOLT

Chunkle of ze Veek - I hafe pad tream!

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I CHUST VAKE UP FROM SLEEPY TIME. I HAFE TREAM. I TREAM OF CHUNKLES. DERE VERE CHUNKLES EFERYVHERE...DEY TO ZE HOKEY POKEY UNT DEY SHAKINK ALL AROUNT. IF CHEW EFER SEE CHUNKLES SHAKE DERE PINGO ARMS AT PAR MITZVAH TOINK HOKEY POKEY...VELL I TON'T HAFE TO TELL YOU DAT VAT IT ALL APOUT!!!

TURING HOKEY POKEY CHUNKLE VOMAN'S RIGHT FOOT VAS SHAKINK ALL APOUT. SHE TURN HERSELF AROUNT UNT DEN CELLULITE FROM HER RIGHT FOOT FLOP UP UNT HIT ME IN EYE! I CO PLINT! I TRY TO OPEN MY EYES PUT I CHUST SEE HAIRY CHUNKLE AFTER HAIRY CHUNKLE CHUMPINK OFER A WOOTEN FENCE. COUNTINK CHUNKLES INSTEAT OF SHEEP NO FUN!

DEN I LOOK UP, DERE PULIMIC CHUNKLE VOMAN...IT VAS LEPRECHAUN CHUNKLE VOMAN FROM HALLOWEEN CHUNKLE. PUT INSTEAT OF SROWINK COLT IN ZE AIR SHE SROWINK UP FOOD...UNT IT CHEW FOOD RUKKALUCH! UNT VHILE SHE SROWINK UP RUKKALUCH SHE STICK PROOM IN HER FACHINA UNT FACHINA SROW UP CHAMENTASHEN! UNT DAT CROSS ME OUT UNT MAKE ME SROW UP KISHKA UNT CHOCOLATE POPKA! VHY VAS I SROWINK UP CHEW FOOT INSTEAD OF SHVEINHOOKSEN??? IT MAKE ME CO CRAZY!!!

I TRY TO SCREAM, PUT DERE NO SOUNT, I PINCH MYSELF, PUT MY EYES TID NOT VAKE. I PULL ON MY AUSTRIAN TESTICLES, PUT DERE VERE NO PALLS! DERE CHUST A SHAFED TAINT! IT VAS LIKE I TRANSTESTICLE! AUUGHHHH ZIS VAS FORSE NIGHTMARE EFER!

DEN I SQUATTINK. I LOOK UP, UNT I SEE ZIS:





















AUUUGHHH PIG LOAT SHOOTINK PORN STAR PETER NORTH! HE SMILINK. PUT VHY?? DEN I LOOK AT HIM ACAIN UNT HE HAS HIS 80'S MULLET. UNT DEN HE MAKE ME PE HIS FLUFFUH! AUUUGGGHH!!! I FLUFF HIM UNT DEN HE PLOW A PIG LOAT OF HIS STRINK CHEESE CHIZZ! RIGHT IN MY OZER EYE! AUUUGGGHHH I CO PLINT ACAIN!

DEN I SEE MORE CHUNKLES

ZIS TIME CHUNKLES HAFE CRAPS SWINKINK FROM CHUNKLE PUPIC HAIR TO PUPIC HAIR LIKE MANKEYS SWINKINK FROM FINES! UNT DEY VALK UP TO ME UNT SAY, "HELLO ARNOLT, HOW ARE CHEW!"

I SAY, "NOT SO COOT MR CRABBY GUY, CHUNKLE CHUST FLOP INTO MY LEFT EYE UNT PETER NORTH CHUST SHOOT STRINK CHEESE IN MY RIGHT EYE."






CRAB SAYS TO ME, "CHEER UP ARNIE, YOU JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU."

I SAY, "DERE NO CHEW INSITE OF ME, PETER NORTH CHENTILE UNT I NEFER LET RON CHEREMY HAFE PUTTSEX MIT ME"

PUT CRAB CHUST SAY TO ME, "YOU'LL SEE"

I NO UNTERSTANT.

DEN I SEE SOMESINK DAT I NEFER SEE IN ALL MY YEARS OF CHUNKLINK...LESPIAN CHUNKLES!






















DAT ONE PIG SET O PUTTOCKS! ZE ONE ON ZE LEFT TELL ME SHE SMULIA, ZE ONE ON ZE RIGHT SAY SHE MAKDA. VELL NEXT SING YOU KNOW MAKDA PULL FIRE HYTRANT OUT OF SMULIAS PUTTHOLE, LIKE MACHICHAN PULLINK RAPPIT OUT OF HAT. HYDRANT HAVE PIG PIECE OF POOPIE HANKINK FROM IT. MAKDA SMILE AT ME AND SPRAY HYTRANT AT ME. NOW I COVERET IN HYTRANT KOOP AND SMULIA'S POOPIE. IT CROSS. I SROW UP MORE CHOCOLATE POPKA UNT KISHKAS!

ZIS CET SLIPPERY LIKE PANANA PEEL SO I SLIP UNT FALL UNT NOW I'M ROLLINK AROUNT UNT COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP UNT SMULIA'S POOPIE. UNT I REALIZE I STILL TON' HAFE MY TESTICLES SO ZE COMPINATION OF ALL ZIS COOP IS SEEPINK INTO MY SCROTUM SAC. DAT NO FUN. I LOOK UP ACAIN UNT SEE ZIS:




















AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! CHUNKLE LESPO STRAP ON TILTO SEX! LOOK AT DEM CO AT IT! FAT CURLS TRY HARTER INTEET! DEN PEFORE I KNOW IT MAKDA SQUIRT STREAM OF INCRETIPLY STINKY, SALTY TASTINK CURLIE CUM ALL OFER ME. NOW I COVERET IN COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP, SMULIA'S POOPIE UNT MAKDAS STINKY, SALTY CURLIE CUM. UNT I STILL NO HAFE MY TESTICLES.

I SROW UP ACAIN.

DEN SMULIA AND MAKDAS STANTINT IN FRONT OF ME UNT START TOINK CHELLY PELLY TANCE. CHELLY PELLYS COINK UP UNT TOWN UNT UP UNT TOWN UNT I CET HYPNOTIZET. ZE CELLULITE MASHES TOGEZER UNT IT LOOKS LIKE CHIGSAW PUZZLE CAMINK TOGEZER. DEN I LOOK UP UNT I SEE ZIS MAN:






















JAAAA LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET! HE SAY, "ARNOLD SCHVARTZANEGGER, I AM THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THIS DREAM?"

I CONFUSET, "VAT CHEW CALL ZIS LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET?"

HE HOLD UP MY TESTICLES, HANT DEM PACK TO ME, AND SAY, "WE CALL THIS DREAM THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"

UNT DEN I VAKE UP.

DAT VAT I CALL PEINK TROPPET INTO ZE MEATCRINTER.

-Arnolt

An ote to chunkles

I SEE CHUNKLES DEY ARE DERE
I SEE CHUNKLES EFERYWHERE
DEY ARE SO ROUNT
DEY ARE A MOUNT
DEY ARE DERE
FOR MY PEENIE TO POUNT

DEY ARE ON A PLATE
DEY ARE SO GREAT
CHUNKLES CHUNKLES MAKE ME MASTURPATE!!!

Chunkle of the week - Evolution Edition

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UNT ANY CASE, VHILE VAS CETTINK MY LATEST CLOSE CALL OF ZE CASTRATED KIND FROM MARIA SHRIFER’S CHIN I SEE ZIS PART OF SOUZ PARK EPISOTE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOaCTddlng

JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHICKEN UNTA COWWWWW!!! DORPHIN UNTA WHARE!!! CHAPENESE TALK SO FUNNY. WHARE LOOK LIKE REX RYAN, CHICKEN LOOK LIKE CRIS COLLINSVORTH!

DAT COT ME SINKINK APOUT ANIMALS. UNT EFOLUTION. IN ZIS EPISODE OF SOUZ PARK CHICKEN UNT COW EFOLUTE TO FLY PLANE. I START SINKINK OF ALL ANIMALS UNT HOW DEY EFOLUTE (Ja I Repuplikan put I only pray to Cod of pumpink iron, Mit Romney on zee ozer hant is vone crazy Mormon sonofapitch).

JAAA LETS TAKE A LOOK AT SOME ANIMALS AND ZE PEOPUL DAT EFOLUTED FROM DEM:

ZIS ORANGUTANK. CAN CHEW CUESS WHO EFOLUTED FROM ZIS PIG MANKEY? I SINK NEW YORK KNICKERPOCKER FANS HAFE AN ITEA…

JAAAA PATRICK CHEWINK!!! LOOK AT ZOSE LONK FLOWINK ARMS. HE TEVELOP ZIS FROM SWINKINK FROM FINES IN ZE CHUNKLE (mit trees not fachina). IT HELP HIS PLAYINK CAREER PECAUSE IT HELP HIM SWINK FROM ONE HIGH PRICED NEW YORK CITY ESCORT TO ANATZER! OH!

ZE NEXT ANIMAL VE HAFE HERE IS SILLY FISH:

IN MY CHUNKLES I OFTEN HAFE TO USE A LOT OF IMACHINATION. PUT VHEN IT COMES TO ZIS FISH I ZINK IT PRETTY EASY:

JA! MICK CHAKKER! PACK IN ZE 70’s MICK USET TO TIE HIS LIPS IN A KNOT, PUT DEM IN CHUNKLE OF ARETHA FRANKLIN, UNT PLOW. ZE RIPPLE EFFECT DAT VENT UP UNT TOWN HER INNER THIGHS VAS LIKE VATCHINK WATER IN PATHTUP VHEN I PANK MARIA SHRIFER MIT PLACK TILTO IN SHAPE OF POMPAATA’S 14 POUND HAM PENIS. VHEN I SEE MICK DO ZIS TO ARETHA I HAD TO CET A PETTER LOOK. PUT IT CROSS ME OUT. I CET SO SICK I SROW UP ALL OFER ARETHA’s CHUNKLE. PUT YOU KNOW MICK, HE ROCK STAR PLITZED ON COKE. SO HE CHUST KEEP PLOWINK! MIT ALL ZE VIPRATING UNT CREEN COOP IT LOOKED LIKE CHEW ACTOR F. MURRAY APRAHAM PLOWINK HIS PIG CHEW NOSE PLOWINK DURINK FLU SEASON. IT GO HONK HONK.

HERE’s F MURRAY APRAHAM FOR ZOSE OF CHEW DAT NO SEE SCARFACE:

HAHA DAT ONE PIG CHEW NOSE. HONK HONK INTEET!

JA NEXT VE HAFE HORSEY!

MIT DAT MOUZ DERE ONLY ONE PERSON DAT COULT HAFE EFOLFED FROM ZIS:

TYNOMITE!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT CHIMMY WALKER!!! HE LOOK LIKE HORSE SO MUCH DAT ONE TIME I SEE RETARDED MITCHET CET CONFUSED AND CHUMP ON HIS PACK. RETARTET MITCHET CET SO EXCITET DAT HE START SCREAMINK YEEHAW YEEHAW UNT SWINKINK A CHUMP ROPE AROUNT. HE THOUGHT CHUMP ROPE WAS LASSO. HE SROW CHUMP ROPE AT PEOPUL UNT HIT CHIMMY WALKER IN TESTICLES MIT IT. DAT WHEN CHIMMY WALKER SCREAM UNT PUCK RETARTET MITCHET OFF HIS PACK. HE LOOK CHUST LIKE ANOREXIC HORSEY.

NEXT VE HAFE TOGGIES. CHIHUAHUAS!

NOW VAT COULT A PUNCH OF CHIHUAHUAS SLEEPINK IN CLOSE QUARTERS PE EFOLUTET INTO???

JAAAAAAA LAZY MEXICANS!!! HEY LAZY MEXICANS STOP SITTINK AROUNT UNT MOW MY LAWN!!! TOO EET NOWWWW OR I TEPORT CHEW IMMICRANT AHSSES PACK TO TACO PELL!!!

UNT FINALLY VE HAFE…HIPPOPATOMUS:

JA. LOOK AT HOW HANCRY HIPPO SITTINK ON SOME POOR CUY. I VONTER WHAT CREATURE HIPPOPATOMUS EFOLUTET INTO??? HMMMMMMMMmmmmm…

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHUNKLE!!! HANCRY HANCRY HIPPOS!!! NOTICE HOW DERE IS NO CHANCHE IN POSTURE FROM HANCRY HIPPO TO CHUNKLE. ZE SIMILARITY IS TRULY ASTONISHINK. LET’S TAKE A WORM’s EYE VIEW AT ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE:

IS DAT HER FUPA, HER STOMACH, OR HER TITS? NOPOTY KNOWS!!!!!! NOW LET’S CET TO KNOW ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE A LITTLE PETTER:

ZIS ANNA. APPARENTLY SHE START HER OWN WEPSITE IN 2003. ACCORDINK TO WEPSITE SHE HAFE OFER 17000 PICTURES and 126 FITEOS UNT SHE IS TOINK IT ALL!!! IMACHINE TAKINK ALL 17,000 PICTURES OF HER. HOLY FACKING SHIT UNT SWEET LORT OF ALL DAT IS REX RYAN’s FUPA.

JA, DATS ALL FOR NOW, REMEMPER TO ALWAYS PRING FUDGE WHEN COINK CHUNKLE HUNTINK!

-Arnolt

Chunkle of ze veek - Vat to I vear for Halloveen

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ZIS VEEK VE TO SHORTENET CHUNKLE PECAUSE I LEAFE FOR POTTY UNT MONTREAL ZIS VEEKENT. NAZINK PEATS A VEEKENT OF MOOSE SEX, TRINKINK LAPATTS PLUE FROM STRIPPER PUTT HOLE, UNT CANATIAN PACON (MIT CRUMPETS).

A LOT OF PEOPUL ASK ME APOUT HALLOVEEN. DEY VANT TO KNOW VAT I TRESS UP IN. TO I CO AS LOU FERRIGNO?

TO I CO AS WORLT’S STRONKEST MEATHEAT MAGNUS VER MAGNUSSEN?

TO I CROW ATOLF HITLER MUSTACHE?

OR TO I VEAR MARIA SHRIFER SOCK PUPPET ON MYHANT? NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! SHPAAATENZENEIN! I TOO CREATIVE FOR DAT. I SHOW CHEW MY COSTUME:

JAAAAAAAA!!! I HYUSHIZUNA PEER MAN! ZE COOLEST, MOST CHAPANESE PEER MAN IN ZE VORLT! VANT TO PE A REAL PLAYPOY? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! VANT TO CET COOL 80’S POST MOT PUNK HAIR? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! PUTTSEX? HYU FACKINK SHIZUNA!

NOW, AS SOME OF CHEW KNOW, HALLOWEEN IS FLABBY SEASON. CHEW SINK I TONT SEE YOU STUFFINK YOUR FACE MIT ZOSE HALLOWEEN M AND Ms? SPECIAL ORANCHE PUMPKIN COLOR?? JA I SEE ALL FLABBERCASTER!

UNT PECAUSE I KNOW CHEW TONT HAFE MY SUPERIOR CHENES UNT VILL POWER I SHOW CHEW VITEO OF HOW TO STAY IN SHAPE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw&feature=related

JA I AM CAHMINK ALL ZE TAY UNT ZE NITE!!! I AM LIKE PETER NORTH ALL TAY LONK! (EXCEPT ZE MONEY SHOTS SQUIRT FROM MY PUTTHOLE FROM ALL ZE VEIGHT GAINER EIGHT SOUSANT I TRINK).

UNT MIT DAT…CHUNKLE TIME! SPECIAL HALLOVEEN CHUNKLE!

FIRST UP IS SEXY SHELSEA! JA. SHE TELL ME HER OUTFIT ZIS HALLOVEEN IS TO CO AS MY MAIT. I SAY MARIA SHRIFER ALREADY HIRE MAIT…PUT ZEN I SINK APOUT HOW COOT FOLDS IN CHUNKLE PICK UP DAT HOLITAY DIRT ZE LITTLE CHEW CURLS IN PEVERLY HILLS DAT TRICK OR TREAT AT MY HOUSE LEAFE SO I SAY OK. LET’S SEE IF SHE MEASURES UP TO YOUR AFERAGE NICARAGUAN!

JA I NEVER MET NO ECUADORIAN DAT MOP MIT HER CHUNKLE! I TELL MARIA SHRIFER TO FIRE MAIT. PUT DAT PAD FIEW – LET’S SEE SOME REAL CHUNKLE:

JAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHEW PLOW A LOAT FASTER IF YOU FACK HER CHELLY PELLY INSTEAT OF HER POOPIES!

UNT SINCE ZIS HALLOVEEN I CIVE YOU SPECIAL HALLOVEEN LEPRECAUN CHUNKLE:

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I VANT ME COLT!

DAT ALL FOR NOW.

EAT YOUR CREEN PEANS.

-ARNOLT