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HELLO POYS AND CURLS!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL HAT A COOT VEEK UNT HAFE ENCHOYED ZE PEKINNINK OF ZIS NFL SEASON! FAUH ME IT HAS PEEN A POTTY – I CHUST VENT TO OKTOPERFEST. I POTTYED A LOT. HERE IS PICTURE OF ME!
JA! I NUMERO UNO! DAT, VAS A HELLUVA COOT TOOPIE. I COT SO SHPATENHEIZENET I TONT EFEN REMEMPER LEAFINK ZE PEER TENT. KIND OF LIKE AN AUSTRIAN TERRIPERRY. I VOKE UP IN NAKET MIT ONLY MY LEDERHOSEN SOCKS ON…MY HANTS. UNT SOMEONE TREW FACES ON TEM UNT MATE DEM SOCK PUPPETS. ON MY RIGHT HANT VAS AN ATOLF HITLER PUPPET. I TALK TO EET. EET VANTET ME TO KILL ALL ZE CHEWS UNT HOLLYVOOT. PUT DEN I TELL HIM APOUT MEL KIPSON – HITLER PUPPET SAY, “JA, I LIKE MEL CIPSON”. I SAY “ATOLF HITLER PUPPET CHEW NO UNDERSTANT, ZESE TAYS CHEW COTTA PE COOL MIT ZE STORMIN SEMITES. OZERVIZE I NO PE COVERNATOR ANYMAUH.” ATOLF PUPPET CALL ME A MARMTOUCHEN. NAZIS ARE AHSSHOLES.
ON MY LEFT VAS MARIA SHRIVER PUPPET. AAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!! DAT PITCH NAGS ME ALL ZE LIFF LONG TAY. UNT HER CHIN CAN CUT CLASS. VONE TIME I HAT TO CET STICHES ON MY NUTSAC PECAUSE SHE COT TOO ACCRESSIVE CIVINK ME A PLOCHOP. MARRYING INTO ZE KENNETY FAMILY TEMANTS A HEAFY TOLL.
IN ANY CASE LETS CET TO ZE CHUNKLE OF ZE VEEK! DIS VEEKS CHUNKLE IS OWNED PY SVETLANA. SHE COME STRAIGHT FROM MUNCHEN! SHE IS PEST PAVARIAN PEER TRINKER IN ZE VORLT UNT SHE TAKES PRIDE IN HER CHUNKLE. SHE KEEPS IT FRESH PY TRINKINK FIFE LITERS OF PEER EVERY NIGHT. SHE SAYS IT KEEPS HER CHUNKLE EXTRA PUYANT. SVETLANA, COME SHOW ZE CHENTLEMEN YOUR CHUNKLE!
ZOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! TONT STOP NOW…SHAKE DAT POOOOTY!!!
JAAA, SVETLANA IS LOFELY. I VONTER IF SHE MATE MY SOCK PUPPETS FOR ME?
CHIT I CHUST REALIZED SVETLANA COT CHUNKLE UNT CELLULITE CONFUSED – JA, SILLY CHERMANS UNT DERE ACCENTS ALWAYS CETTINK CONFUSED.
IN ANY CASE, DATS ALL FOR NOW, SEE YOU NEXT VEEK!
HAPPY PLAYINK IN ZE CHUNKLE!!!
-AHNOLT
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