Chunkle of ze Veek - I hafe pad tream!

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I CHUST VAKE UP FROM SLEEPY TIME. I HAFE TREAM. I TREAM OF CHUNKLES. DERE VERE CHUNKLES EFERYVHERE...DEY TO ZE HOKEY POKEY UNT DEY SHAKINK ALL AROUNT. IF CHEW EFER SEE CHUNKLES SHAKE DERE PINGO ARMS AT PAR MITZVAH TOINK HOKEY POKEY...VELL I TON'T HAFE TO TELL YOU DAT VAT IT ALL APOUT!!!

TURING HOKEY POKEY CHUNKLE VOMAN'S RIGHT FOOT VAS SHAKINK ALL APOUT. SHE TURN HERSELF AROUNT UNT DEN CELLULITE FROM HER RIGHT FOOT FLOP UP UNT HIT ME IN EYE! I CO PLINT! I TRY TO OPEN MY EYES PUT I CHUST SEE HAIRY CHUNKLE AFTER HAIRY CHUNKLE CHUMPINK OFER A WOOTEN FENCE. COUNTINK CHUNKLES INSTEAT OF SHEEP NO FUN!

DEN I LOOK UP, DERE PULIMIC CHUNKLE VOMAN...IT VAS LEPRECHAUN CHUNKLE VOMAN FROM HALLOWEEN CHUNKLE. PUT INSTEAT OF SROWINK COLT IN ZE AIR SHE SROWINK UP FOOD...UNT IT CHEW FOOD RUKKALUCH! UNT VHILE SHE SROWINK UP RUKKALUCH SHE STICK PROOM IN HER FACHINA UNT FACHINA SROW UP CHAMENTASHEN! UNT DAT CROSS ME OUT UNT MAKE ME SROW UP KISHKA UNT CHOCOLATE POPKA! VHY VAS I SROWINK UP CHEW FOOT INSTEAD OF SHVEINHOOKSEN??? IT MAKE ME CO CRAZY!!!

I TRY TO SCREAM, PUT DERE NO SOUNT, I PINCH MYSELF, PUT MY EYES TID NOT VAKE. I PULL ON MY AUSTRIAN TESTICLES, PUT DERE VERE NO PALLS! DERE CHUST A SHAFED TAINT! IT VAS LIKE I TRANSTESTICLE! AUUGHHHH ZIS VAS FORSE NIGHTMARE EFER!

DEN I SQUATTINK. I LOOK UP, UNT I SEE ZIS:





















AUUUGHHH PIG LOAT SHOOTINK PORN STAR PETER NORTH! HE SMILINK. PUT VHY?? DEN I LOOK AT HIM ACAIN UNT HE HAS HIS 80'S MULLET. UNT DEN HE MAKE ME PE HIS FLUFFUH! AUUUGGGHH!!! I FLUFF HIM UNT DEN HE PLOW A PIG LOAT OF HIS STRINK CHEESE CHIZZ! RIGHT IN MY OZER EYE! AUUUGGGHHH I CO PLINT ACAIN!

DEN I SEE MORE CHUNKLES

ZIS TIME CHUNKLES HAFE CRAPS SWINKINK FROM CHUNKLE PUPIC HAIR TO PUPIC HAIR LIKE MANKEYS SWINKINK FROM FINES! UNT DEY VALK UP TO ME UNT SAY, "HELLO ARNOLT, HOW ARE CHEW!"

I SAY, "NOT SO COOT MR CRABBY GUY, CHUNKLE CHUST FLOP INTO MY LEFT EYE UNT PETER NORTH CHUST SHOOT STRINK CHEESE IN MY RIGHT EYE."






CRAB SAYS TO ME, "CHEER UP ARNIE, YOU JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU."

I SAY, "DERE NO CHEW INSITE OF ME, PETER NORTH CHENTILE UNT I NEFER LET RON CHEREMY HAFE PUTTSEX MIT ME"

PUT CRAB CHUST SAY TO ME, "YOU'LL SEE"

I NO UNTERSTANT.

DEN I SEE SOMESINK DAT I NEFER SEE IN ALL MY YEARS OF CHUNKLINK...LESPIAN CHUNKLES!






















DAT ONE PIG SET O PUTTOCKS! ZE ONE ON ZE LEFT TELL ME SHE SMULIA, ZE ONE ON ZE RIGHT SAY SHE MAKDA. VELL NEXT SING YOU KNOW MAKDA PULL FIRE HYTRANT OUT OF SMULIAS PUTTHOLE, LIKE MACHICHAN PULLINK RAPPIT OUT OF HAT. HYDRANT HAVE PIG PIECE OF POOPIE HANKINK FROM IT. MAKDA SMILE AT ME AND SPRAY HYTRANT AT ME. NOW I COVERET IN HYTRANT KOOP AND SMULIA'S POOPIE. IT CROSS. I SROW UP MORE CHOCOLATE POPKA UNT KISHKAS!

ZIS CET SLIPPERY LIKE PANANA PEEL SO I SLIP UNT FALL UNT NOW I'M ROLLINK AROUNT UNT COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP UNT SMULIA'S POOPIE. UNT I REALIZE I STILL TON' HAFE MY TESTICLES SO ZE COMPINATION OF ALL ZIS COOP IS SEEPINK INTO MY SCROTUM SAC. DAT NO FUN. I LOOK UP ACAIN UNT SEE ZIS:




















AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! CHUNKLE LESPO STRAP ON TILTO SEX! LOOK AT DEM CO AT IT! FAT CURLS TRY HARTER INTEET! DEN PEFORE I KNOW IT MAKDA SQUIRT STREAM OF INCRETIPLY STINKY, SALTY TASTINK CURLIE CUM ALL OFER ME. NOW I COVERET IN COMPINATION OF CHOCOLATE POPKA, KISHKAS, FIRE HYTRANT KOOP, SMULIA'S POOPIE UNT MAKDAS STINKY, SALTY CURLIE CUM. UNT I STILL NO HAFE MY TESTICLES.

I SROW UP ACAIN.

DEN SMULIA AND MAKDAS STANTINT IN FRONT OF ME UNT START TOINK CHELLY PELLY TANCE. CHELLY PELLYS COINK UP UNT TOWN UNT UP UNT TOWN UNT I CET HYPNOTIZET. ZE CELLULITE MASHES TOGEZER UNT IT LOOKS LIKE CHIGSAW PUZZLE CAMINK TOGEZER. DEN I LOOK UP UNT I SEE ZIS MAN:






















JAAAA LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET! HE SAY, "ARNOLD SCHVARTZANEGGER, I AM THE LITTLE JEW INSIDE OF YOU! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THIS DREAM?"

I CONFUSET, "VAT CHEW CALL ZIS LITTLE CHEW COMETIAN CILPERT COTTFRIET?"

HE HOLD UP MY TESTICLES, HANT DEM PACK TO ME, AND SAY, "WE CALL THIS DREAM THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"

UNT DEN I VAKE UP.

DAT VAT I CALL PEINK TROPPET INTO ZE MEATCRINTER.

-Arnolt

An ote to chunkles

I SEE CHUNKLES DEY ARE DERE
I SEE CHUNKLES EFERYWHERE
DEY ARE SO ROUNT
DEY ARE A MOUNT
DEY ARE DERE
FOR MY PEENIE TO POUNT

DEY ARE ON A PLATE
DEY ARE SO GREAT
CHUNKLES CHUNKLES MAKE ME MASTURPATE!!!

Chunkle of the week - Evolution Edition

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHGHGHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA CRAUSH DE ENEMIES UNT SEE DEM TRIFEN PEEEEFORE YOU!!! HEAR ZE LAMENTATION ON ZEEEE VEEEEEMEN!!! JAJA SANK CHEW TAN FOR TAKINK ME ON A TRIP TOWN MEMORY LANE. SOMETIMES ITS HART TO LOOK PAST CRACE CHONES, MAKO UNT POMPAATA.

UNT ANY CASE, VHILE VAS CETTINK MY LATEST CLOSE CALL OF ZE CASTRATED KIND FROM MARIA SHRIFER’S CHIN I SEE ZIS PART OF SOUZ PARK EPISOTE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOaCTddlng

JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHICKEN UNTA COWWWWW!!! DORPHIN UNTA WHARE!!! CHAPENESE TALK SO FUNNY. WHARE LOOK LIKE REX RYAN, CHICKEN LOOK LIKE CRIS COLLINSVORTH!

DAT COT ME SINKINK APOUT ANIMALS. UNT EFOLUTION. IN ZIS EPISODE OF SOUZ PARK CHICKEN UNT COW EFOLUTE TO FLY PLANE. I START SINKINK OF ALL ANIMALS UNT HOW DEY EFOLUTE (Ja I Repuplikan put I only pray to Cod of pumpink iron, Mit Romney on zee ozer hant is vone crazy Mormon sonofapitch).

JAAA LETS TAKE A LOOK AT SOME ANIMALS AND ZE PEOPUL DAT EFOLUTED FROM DEM:

ZIS ORANGUTANK. CAN CHEW CUESS WHO EFOLUTED FROM ZIS PIG MANKEY? I SINK NEW YORK KNICKERPOCKER FANS HAFE AN ITEA…

JAAAA PATRICK CHEWINK!!! LOOK AT ZOSE LONK FLOWINK ARMS. HE TEVELOP ZIS FROM SWINKINK FROM FINES IN ZE CHUNKLE (mit trees not fachina). IT HELP HIS PLAYINK CAREER PECAUSE IT HELP HIM SWINK FROM ONE HIGH PRICED NEW YORK CITY ESCORT TO ANATZER! OH!

ZE NEXT ANIMAL VE HAFE HERE IS SILLY FISH:

IN MY CHUNKLES I OFTEN HAFE TO USE A LOT OF IMACHINATION. PUT VHEN IT COMES TO ZIS FISH I ZINK IT PRETTY EASY:

JA! MICK CHAKKER! PACK IN ZE 70’s MICK USET TO TIE HIS LIPS IN A KNOT, PUT DEM IN CHUNKLE OF ARETHA FRANKLIN, UNT PLOW. ZE RIPPLE EFFECT DAT VENT UP UNT TOWN HER INNER THIGHS VAS LIKE VATCHINK WATER IN PATHTUP VHEN I PANK MARIA SHRIFER MIT PLACK TILTO IN SHAPE OF POMPAATA’S 14 POUND HAM PENIS. VHEN I SEE MICK DO ZIS TO ARETHA I HAD TO CET A PETTER LOOK. PUT IT CROSS ME OUT. I CET SO SICK I SROW UP ALL OFER ARETHA’s CHUNKLE. PUT YOU KNOW MICK, HE ROCK STAR PLITZED ON COKE. SO HE CHUST KEEP PLOWINK! MIT ALL ZE VIPRATING UNT CREEN COOP IT LOOKED LIKE CHEW ACTOR F. MURRAY APRAHAM PLOWINK HIS PIG CHEW NOSE PLOWINK DURINK FLU SEASON. IT GO HONK HONK.

HERE’s F MURRAY APRAHAM FOR ZOSE OF CHEW DAT NO SEE SCARFACE:

HAHA DAT ONE PIG CHEW NOSE. HONK HONK INTEET!

JA NEXT VE HAFE HORSEY!

MIT DAT MOUZ DERE ONLY ONE PERSON DAT COULT HAFE EFOLFED FROM ZIS:

TYNOMITE!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT CHIMMY WALKER!!! HE LOOK LIKE HORSE SO MUCH DAT ONE TIME I SEE RETARDED MITCHET CET CONFUSED AND CHUMP ON HIS PACK. RETARTET MITCHET CET SO EXCITET DAT HE START SCREAMINK YEEHAW YEEHAW UNT SWINKINK A CHUMP ROPE AROUNT. HE THOUGHT CHUMP ROPE WAS LASSO. HE SROW CHUMP ROPE AT PEOPUL UNT HIT CHIMMY WALKER IN TESTICLES MIT IT. DAT WHEN CHIMMY WALKER SCREAM UNT PUCK RETARTET MITCHET OFF HIS PACK. HE LOOK CHUST LIKE ANOREXIC HORSEY.

NEXT VE HAFE TOGGIES. CHIHUAHUAS!

NOW VAT COULT A PUNCH OF CHIHUAHUAS SLEEPINK IN CLOSE QUARTERS PE EFOLUTET INTO???

JAAAAAAA LAZY MEXICANS!!! HEY LAZY MEXICANS STOP SITTINK AROUNT UNT MOW MY LAWN!!! TOO EET NOWWWW OR I TEPORT CHEW IMMICRANT AHSSES PACK TO TACO PELL!!!

UNT FINALLY VE HAFE…HIPPOPATOMUS:

JA. LOOK AT HOW HANCRY HIPPO SITTINK ON SOME POOR CUY. I VONTER WHAT CREATURE HIPPOPATOMUS EFOLUTET INTO??? HMMMMMMMMmmmmm…

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHUNKLE!!! HANCRY HANCRY HIPPOS!!! NOTICE HOW DERE IS NO CHANCHE IN POSTURE FROM HANCRY HIPPO TO CHUNKLE. ZE SIMILARITY IS TRULY ASTONISHINK. LET’S TAKE A WORM’s EYE VIEW AT ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE:

IS DAT HER FUPA, HER STOMACH, OR HER TITS? NOPOTY KNOWS!!!!!! NOW LET’S CET TO KNOW ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE A LITTLE PETTER:

ZIS ANNA. APPARENTLY SHE START HER OWN WEPSITE IN 2003. ACCORDINK TO WEPSITE SHE HAFE OFER 17000 PICTURES and 126 FITEOS UNT SHE IS TOINK IT ALL!!! IMACHINE TAKINK ALL 17,000 PICTURES OF HER. HOLY FACKING SHIT UNT SWEET LORT OF ALL DAT IS REX RYAN’s FUPA.

JA, DATS ALL FOR NOW, REMEMPER TO ALWAYS PRING FUDGE WHEN COINK CHUNKLE HUNTINK!

-Arnolt

Chunkle of ze veek - Vat to I vear for Halloveen

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ZIS VEEK VE TO SHORTENET CHUNKLE PECAUSE I LEAFE FOR POTTY UNT MONTREAL ZIS VEEKENT. NAZINK PEATS A VEEKENT OF MOOSE SEX, TRINKINK LAPATTS PLUE FROM STRIPPER PUTT HOLE, UNT CANATIAN PACON (MIT CRUMPETS).

A LOT OF PEOPUL ASK ME APOUT HALLOVEEN. DEY VANT TO KNOW VAT I TRESS UP IN. TO I CO AS LOU FERRIGNO?

TO I CO AS WORLT’S STRONKEST MEATHEAT MAGNUS VER MAGNUSSEN?

TO I CROW ATOLF HITLER MUSTACHE?

OR TO I VEAR MARIA SHRIFER SOCK PUPPET ON MYHANT? NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! SHPAAATENZENEIN! I TOO CREATIVE FOR DAT. I SHOW CHEW MY COSTUME:

JAAAAAAAA!!! I HYUSHIZUNA PEER MAN! ZE COOLEST, MOST CHAPANESE PEER MAN IN ZE VORLT! VANT TO PE A REAL PLAYPOY? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! VANT TO CET COOL 80’S POST MOT PUNK HAIR? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! PUTTSEX? HYU FACKINK SHIZUNA!

NOW, AS SOME OF CHEW KNOW, HALLOWEEN IS FLABBY SEASON. CHEW SINK I TONT SEE YOU STUFFINK YOUR FACE MIT ZOSE HALLOWEEN M AND Ms? SPECIAL ORANCHE PUMPKIN COLOR?? JA I SEE ALL FLABBERCASTER!

UNT PECAUSE I KNOW CHEW TONT HAFE MY SUPERIOR CHENES UNT VILL POWER I SHOW CHEW VITEO OF HOW TO STAY IN SHAPE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw&feature=related

JA I AM CAHMINK ALL ZE TAY UNT ZE NITE!!! I AM LIKE PETER NORTH ALL TAY LONK! (EXCEPT ZE MONEY SHOTS SQUIRT FROM MY PUTTHOLE FROM ALL ZE VEIGHT GAINER EIGHT SOUSANT I TRINK).

UNT MIT DAT…CHUNKLE TIME! SPECIAL HALLOVEEN CHUNKLE!

FIRST UP IS SEXY SHELSEA! JA. SHE TELL ME HER OUTFIT ZIS HALLOVEEN IS TO CO AS MY MAIT. I SAY MARIA SHRIFER ALREADY HIRE MAIT…PUT ZEN I SINK APOUT HOW COOT FOLDS IN CHUNKLE PICK UP DAT HOLITAY DIRT ZE LITTLE CHEW CURLS IN PEVERLY HILLS DAT TRICK OR TREAT AT MY HOUSE LEAFE SO I SAY OK. LET’S SEE IF SHE MEASURES UP TO YOUR AFERAGE NICARAGUAN!

JA I NEVER MET NO ECUADORIAN DAT MOP MIT HER CHUNKLE! I TELL MARIA SHRIFER TO FIRE MAIT. PUT DAT PAD FIEW – LET’S SEE SOME REAL CHUNKLE:

JAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHEW PLOW A LOAT FASTER IF YOU FACK HER CHELLY PELLY INSTEAT OF HER POOPIES!

UNT SINCE ZIS HALLOVEEN I CIVE YOU SPECIAL HALLOVEEN LEPRECAUN CHUNKLE:

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I VANT ME COLT!

DAT ALL FOR NOW.

EAT YOUR CREEN PEANS.

-ARNOLT

Chunkle of the week - Herpies edition

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAADEEFACKINKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VATIS UP RUGKY FOR HOMOS I CHUST CET PACK FROM SOME PUTT PANKINK MIT CRACE CHONES! CHUST LIKE OLD TIMES!

Woman’s Voice: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnniiiieeeee

JAAAAA MARIA SHRIFER I NO HERE!!!

Maria Shriver: Oh shush Arniekins I know you’re in there. Open the door already! Your smell of Austrian Schnitzel combined with a desperate lust for power is unmistakable.

JAAAAAA OK OK OK (fackinkshprotzen shitenzee assenheizen)

Maria Shriver: Are you cursing at me in fake Austrian again?

NO NO NAZINK NAZINK (opens door)

CHEW LOOKINK LOFELY AS ALFAYS HONEY!

Maria Shriver: What is that on your face?

VAT CHEW TALKINK APOUT VILLIS?

Maria Shriver: I think you know DAMN WELL what I’m talking about!!

VAT DAT?

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(realization)

AAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAT STUPIT CRACE CHONES I TELL HER TO STAY AVAY FROM ME VHEN CHE HAFE COLT SORE… COUGH COUGH JA I MEAN I HATE VHEN ZEE KITS DISOPEY US!

Maria Shriver: Whatever, Arnold. We’re in Hollywood – just remember that you are not to kiss me when we make love. I do not kiss anybody. EVER. Except for my old poster of Walter Cronkite.

JAHAHAHA VALTER CRONKIKE!

Maria Shriver: Oh Arnie, you’re always so clever with your racism. Come here, I wore your favorite lingerie!

HO POY HO POY!!! A PANTS SUIT!!! TRUE SEX OUTFIT OF REPUPLICANS!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA CHEW SURE KNOW HOW TO TURN ON AN IMMICRANT DAT PECAME FAMOUS IN ZE 70’s!

Maria Shriver: Come here big boy

(Arnold winces in pain from Maria’s chin producing yet another close encounter of the John Wayne Bobbit kind)

AAUUUGGGHHH

Maria Shriver: ooooooooooo

AUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Maria Shriver: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Maria Shriver (shrieks): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS TED KENNEDY's JOWLS WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????

OH JA DAT GHOST OF MAKO.

Maria Shriver: Making what? Sushi? *teehee*

HO BOY DIS VOMAN VORSE MIT ONE LINERS DEN SILFERMAN.

JA MAKO VAS IN CONAN MOFIES MIT ME. HE PLAY VIZART. HE HEAL ME VHEN CHAMES EARL CHONES HANK ME FROM TREE OF WOOL. HE COOT KOST.

Maria Shriver: What is he doing in our closet? What is he doing trying to double penetrate my anus?

JA MAKO TIET A FEW YEARS ACO. I MISS HIM. UNT IN LAST VEEK’s CHUNKLE I TELL EVERYPOTY APOUT ZE SEESAW STORY MIT POMPAATA UNT OLIFIA T'APO. I TELL EFERYONE DIRTY CHEW PROTUCER ROPERT EFANS PONE CRACE CHONES PUTTOX. PUT DAT LIE. MAKO DO EET. I NO VANT TO SULLY (I let him co) HIS NAME. HE TALENTED LITTLE ASIAN - HE SUCK EEL SUSHI FROM HER FACHINA. *sheds small tear*

Maria Shriver: Arnold, I respect your love for your deceased friend. However, his ghost is simply not allowed to penetrate my anus. But because he had enough respect for me to not kiss me on the lips I will forgive him. YOU, on the other hand owe me something.

I TONT TOSS YOUR SALAT. NOT MIT YOUR NEW CARROT CHUICE TIET!

Maria Shriver: No, I want to do this week’s Jungle.

DATS CHUNKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maria Shriver: Sorry, Chunkle.

JAAAA FINE FINE (facking cuntingzehozen whorenshpaten)

Maria Shriver: Oh shush honey. MMMMMMC

CCCHHH!!! ACHCHHHCCCCCHHHHHH! AHEM!!! AHEM!!!

CHESUS CLEARINK YOUR SROAT SOUNT LIKE ELEPHANT SEX.

Maria Shriver: Hello everyone this is Maria Shriver reporting to you with this week's Jungle...

JA DATS CHUNKLE CHINNY CHINNY PANK PANK!

...err I mean CHUNKLE...of the week! This week's competition was both riveting and enthralling. However with a Kennedian effort, as it pertains to chunkles, this week's protagonist has proven that cellulite, while provocative, can also be an emotional and perplexing undertaking. In honor of Mako Iwamatsu - dear friend, thespian, scholar, anal intruder – this week’s Chunkle hails from Tokyo, Japan. Let's take a closer look...

Maria Shriver: Kelly Shibari is a lovely Japanese model…she’s had to overcome many hard…

AAAUUUGGGHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP ALREATY, YOU RUININK CHUNKLE!!!!!!!! CHEW KNOW HOW HART IT IS FOR CHAYSON TO PE FUNNY IN MARIA SHRIFER???

Maria Shriver: Fuck you. Enjoy your little suffocating samurai on your own then

JA!!! AS CHEW CAN SEE, KELLY FAT. SHE HAS PIG CHUNKLE. IS HART FOR KELLY TO SHAFE HER POX...PECAUSE SHE FAT. VEN YOU SKINNY ZE CELLULITE TOESNT CET IN ZE VAY. MARIA SHRIFER HAS NO PROPLEM SHAFINK POX SINCE SHE NO FAT. ISN’T DAT RIGHT MARIA SHRIFER?

JA DATS VAT I THOUGHT!

DAT ALL FOR NOW, UNT VHEN CHEW TRINKING ZIS VEEKENT MAKE SURE TO HAFE A SHOT IN ZE HONOR OF MAKO! CREATEST CHAPANESE ACTOR UNT SPHINCTER SHPATEN ZE VORLD EFER SEEN!

-Arnolt