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JAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! HOW CHEW TOINK ZIS VEEK? HOPEFULLY PETTER DEN SILFERMAN'S TEAM IS. HIS CROUP OF WHORES HAFE LESS FIGHT IN DEM DEN ZE FRENCH.
SEE DAT PICTURE?? LEARN IT VELL! DAT ME MIT CRACE CHONES FROM VHEN VE FILMINK CONAN ZE DESTROYUH. CRACE CHONES VAS ONE CRAZY MONKEY! ONE TIME I SEE HER SNORT SOME COCAINE OFF OLIFIA T’APO’S POOPIES. LET ME TELL CHEW DAT NITE VENT INTO ZE MEATCRINTER.
JA. DAT POMPAATA. HE LIKED TO MAKE OREO LOFE SANDVICH MIT OLIFIA UNT CRACE – THOUGH IT VAS MORE RAINPOW DEN OREO PECAUSE CRACE CHONES PLACKER DEN WESLEY SNIPES. POMPAATA MORE COFFEE COLORET. IN ANY CASE DAT NITE HE COME IN MIT DIRTY CHEW PRODUCER ROPERT EFANS UNT ZEY TIE UP ZE LATIES TO A SEESAW. DEN ZEY ROCK SEESAW UP UNT TOWN UNT UP UNT TOWN UNT TRY TO PUT DERE SHPATENHOOKSENS IN ZE CURLS POOPUHS ON THEIR VAY TOWN. ROPERT EFANS IS LITTLE CHEW MIT LITTLE CHEW SHPATENHOOKSEN SO HE PETTER AT ZIS. HE VENT FOR CRACE CHONES PECAUSE HE LIKE ZE PROWN SHUCAR. CRACE CHONES HAS PIG PUTTHOLE. DAT LIKE VEINER SCHNITZEL IN HALLVAY.
POMPAATA HAD 14 POUNT HAM. DAT TOUGH FIT FOR LITTLE OLIFIA T’APO. PUT SHE VAS TROOPUH. HERE IS PICTURE OF HER ASKINK ME FOR ADFICE ON HOW TO FIT 14 POUNT HAM IN HER POOPUH:
JA. I MAKE SURE TO FLEX VHEN I TELL HER HOW TO LOOSEN HER SFINCTUR. ALWAYS FLEX VHEN CIVINK ADFICE APOUT PUTTSEX.
ZOSE VERE FUN TAYS.
*sighs*
PUT I TONT WRITE CHEW TO TELL APOUT HOLLYWOOT ORCHIES. I COME MIT ATVICE.
DERE IS REASON VHY I SHOW YOU PICTURE OF CRACE CHONES UNT OLIFIA T’APO MIT ME. UNT DAT IS TO TEACH YOU POYS APOUT ZE VORLT OF VOMEN. LONK PEFORE I PEKAN PURSUINK MY PRESITENCY FOR 2016 I VAS STUT MUFFIN. LOOK ACAIN AT PICTURE OF ME UNT OLIFIA T’APO. LOOK AT HOW I HOLT MY SWORT. SHE ATMIRE ME. SHE TREAM OF PITINK MY MAN NIPPLES DAT CHRIS PACHE TOO FAR AWAY TO PINCH. ZE NIGHT OF DAT PICTURE SHE SNEAK INTO MY TRAILOR UNT CIVE ME UNLUPED HANDCHOB. JA. I TONT SINK I HAFE TO TELL YOU NEXT TAY OF FILMINK TOUGH. SHE YOUNK PACK DEN SO I FORKIVE HER. SCOTTIE, ON ZE OZER HANT HAS NO EXCUSE. ALWAYS CHERK OFF MIT LUPE CHEW SILLY CHEW…ASTROCLITE…KY CHELLY…ZOSE COOT.
NOW CO PACK TO PICTURE MIT CRACE CHONES. SEE HOW SHE SMILINK? JA DAT A TIRTY CURL. POMPAATA TELL ME HOW TO VORK DEM PLACK PITCHES. I LET HER PUT DAT TOOZPICK AROUNT MY NECK UNT SHE LET ME TASTE HER CHUICY ROAST PEEF. ARNOLT STUT…MUFFIN!
JA…ZESE ALL COOT VAYS TO CET LAIT. NOW LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT ZE WRONK VAY TO CET ZE CURLS:
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHHHHGGHHHH!!!
ITS ONE SINK TO HAFE SMALL PEEPEE! IS ANOTZER TO HAVE PETER KINKILLUS! DAT VORSE ZEN CRAPS! ONCE CHEW HAVE CONE TOWN ZE PATH OF PETER KINKILLUS FOREVER VILL IT ALTER YOUR TESTINY! RECULAR SHAMPOO TOESNT VORK VHEN TRYINK TO CLEAN DAT PRILLO PAD ON HIS HEAT! CHEW TRY ANYZINK TO CET RIT OF IT. UNT MAYPE DAT VAT PRETT FARF TRYINK TO DO? BUT HE CO APOUT IT WRONK.
VE ALL KNOW DAT PRETT FARF SENT PICTURE OF HIS PEEPEE TO CHEN STERKER – HE VANT TO IMPRESS HER. CHE HOT. PUT ZIS AMATEUR HOUH. HE NO TRIM ZE HEDCHES. CHEW SEE HIS CHINCHUR PUPES. HIS UCLY FOOT IN ZE PICTURE. CHUST A MESS. PUT MAYPE, CHUST MAYPE ZIS CRY FOR HELP…PETER KINKILLUS HAS CAUSET A MANY MAN TO TO CRAZY ZINKS! REMEMPER RYAN LEAF? HO POY.
JA, IN ANY CASE, ZIS VEEK VE HAFE SPECIAL CHUNKLE IN HONOR OF CRACE CHONES. ZIS CHAMIQUA:
HOW IS DAT CUY NOT PANCAKE? CHAMIQUA TELL ME SHE KEEP HER CHUNKLE IN SHAPE MIT A STEATY SUPPLY OF PACON CREASE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK!
CHEESUS. ZIS ALMOST TISTURPINK EFEN TO ME. VAT IS DAT A CLIP HOLTINK CHAMIQUA'S CREASY FOLTS PACK? LORTIE FREAKIN BIKORTIE. DAT CHUNKLE PIGGER DEN POMPAATA'S 14 POUNT HAM.
I NEET SHOWER NOW. IS HART TO TYPE LOOKINK AT DAT CHUNKLE!
-AHNOLT
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