Chunkle of ze Veek - a special guest drops by

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JAAAAAA VAT IS HAPPENINK RUKPY’S FOR HOMOS!!!!!

ZIS VEEK THE CHETS ARE CETTINK PACK SANTONIO HOLMES. ZIS IS COOT FOR POTH ZE CHETS UNT CHEFF TURCOTTE, WHO COT MORE CRAUSHED PY PIG POOPIES ZIS VEEK DEN RON CHEREMY TOINK A CANK PANG. ZIS IS VAT IT MUST HAFE LOOKED LIKE FOR CHEFF:
























DAT'S SOME PIG POOPY. I VANT TO CLIMP TO ZE TOP OF IT UNT TREAM OF RAINPOWS. I VANT TO HANK FROM ZE NIPPLE UNT DO PULL UPS. 5 SETS OF 15. I VANT TO PE POUNCINK ALL ZE VAY HOME.

JA. UNT ZIS IS VAT CHEFF MUST HAFE LOOKED LIKE AFTER THE CHIANTS 80TH SACK OF CHAY CUTLER:























OH SORRY DAT RON CHEREMY TRESSED AS SUPER MARIO BROZERS! HE ALWAYS TRYINK TO WRITE HIMSELF INTO MY SCRIPTS. TIRTY CHEW.

UNT ANY CASE, I MENTION SANTONIO HOLMES. DAT PRINKS UP AN ISSUE DAT IS CROWINK CONCERN ZESE TAYS, UNT DAT IS AZLETES PEHAFIOR. LOOK AT DIS PICTURE OF SANTONIO HOLMES:























DATS SOME SHNITZEL COVERED UP PY FOOTPALL HELMET HAPPY FACE. AT LEAST HE KEPT ON HIS LANCE ARMSTRONK PRACELET. PUT ZIS PEHAFIOR A PROPLEM. JA ZIS KINDA PEHAVIOR NEETS RECULATION. DIS PEHAF........

(knocking on toor)

IF ZIS MARIA SHRIFER I NO HERE!!!! (ja cettink into politics is like toink teal mit tefil)

(knocking again, louder)

AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH OK holt on:
























(Santonio): You wanna be John McCain German asshole, you one full of shit cracka…imma show these bitches who started the trend of the pecker shot.
























Arnolt: AUUUGGGGHHHHH VHERE CHEW CET ZAT!!!??? I COINK TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, I TO ANYTHINK FOR YOU PURN DAT PICTURE!

Santonio: ANYTHING?

Arnolt: JA!!!

Santonio: Ok, them just let me pick the CHUNKLE OF THE WEEK.

(whispers to Arnold)

Arnolt: YAAAAHAHAHA, DAT COOT. DAT COOT.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DIS VEEKS CHUNKLE IS A VERY SPECIAL CHUNKLE. VE TON'T KNOW IF IT IS A TRUE CHUNKLE PECAUSE ZIS CHUNKLE IS SO FAT, NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY SEE CHENITALS. JAAAA, DATS RIGHT…DIS VEEK’S CHUNKLE OF ZE VEEK IS……………..























SANTONIO’S COACH, REX RYAN!!! NO CHUNKLE CHIGKLES ALL ZE VAY QUITE LIKE REX’S DOES. TID YOU KNOW DAT REX SQUIRTS PIDDY FROM HIS MANPOOPS? HE FEETS ENTIRE NEW YORK CHETS PIDDY PEFORE CAMES FOR EXTRA POWUH! HOW YOU SINK REFIS CET SO COOT? FEED HIM PIDDY! HE CET STRONG. REX VAT YOU HAVE TO SAY APOUT DAT?





















JA, REX IS COOT SPORT. UNT DAT FINKER IS SIZE OF A SCHVEINHOOKSEN.

DAT ALL FOR NOW – HAFE A COOT VEEK!

GRUS GOOT!

-Arnie