Chunkle: Chunkle of ze veek - Vat to I vear for Halloveen

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ZIS VEEK VE TO SHORTENET CHUNKLE PECAUSE I LEAFE FOR POTTY UNT MONTREAL ZIS VEEKENT. NAZINK PEATS A VEEKENT OF MOOSE SEX, TRINKINK LAPATTS PLUE FROM STRIPPER PUTT HOLE, UNT CANATIAN PACON (MIT CRUMPETS).

A LOT OF PEOPUL ASK ME APOUT HALLOVEEN. DEY VANT TO KNOW VAT I TRESS UP IN. TO I CO AS LOU FERRIGNO?

TO I CO AS WORLT’S STRONKEST MEATHEAT MAGNUS VER MAGNUSSEN?

TO I CROW ATOLF HITLER MUSTACHE?

OR TO I VEAR MARIA SHRIFER SOCK PUPPET ON MYHANT? NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! SHPAAATENZENEIN! I TOO CREATIVE FOR DAT. I SHOW CHEW MY COSTUME:

JAAAAAAAA!!! I HYUSHIZUNA PEER MAN! ZE COOLEST, MOST CHAPANESE PEER MAN IN ZE VORLT! VANT TO PE A REAL PLAYPOY? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! VANT TO CET COOL 80’S POST MOT PUNK HAIR? TRINK HYUSHIZUNA! PUTTSEX? HYU FACKINK SHIZUNA!

NOW, AS SOME OF CHEW KNOW, HALLOWEEN IS FLABBY SEASON. CHEW SINK I TONT SEE YOU STUFFINK YOUR FACE MIT ZOSE HALLOWEEN M AND Ms? SPECIAL ORANCHE PUMPKIN COLOR?? JA I SEE ALL FLABBERCASTER!

UNT PECAUSE I KNOW CHEW TONT HAFE MY SUPERIOR CHENES UNT VILL POWER I SHOW CHEW VITEO OF HOW TO STAY IN SHAPE:

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JA I AM CAHMINK ALL ZE TAY UNT ZE NITE!!! I AM LIKE PETER NORTH ALL TAY LONK! (EXCEPT ZE MONEY SHOTS SQUIRT FROM MY PUTTHOLE FROM ALL ZE VEIGHT GAINER EIGHT SOUSANT I TRINK).

UNT MIT DAT…CHUNKLE TIME! SPECIAL HALLOVEEN CHUNKLE!

FIRST UP IS SEXY SHELSEA! JA. SHE TELL ME HER OUTFIT ZIS HALLOVEEN IS TO CO AS MY MAIT. I SAY MARIA SHRIFER ALREADY HIRE MAIT…PUT ZEN I SINK APOUT HOW COOT FOLDS IN CHUNKLE PICK UP DAT HOLITAY DIRT ZE LITTLE CHEW CURLS IN PEVERLY HILLS DAT TRICK OR TREAT AT MY HOUSE LEAFE SO I SAY OK. LET’S SEE IF SHE MEASURES UP TO YOUR AFERAGE NICARAGUAN!