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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHGHGHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA CRAUSH DE ENEMIES UNT SEE DEM TRIFEN PEEEEFORE YOU!!! HEAR ZE LAMENTATION ON ZEEEE VEEEEEMEN!!! JAJA SANK CHEW TAN FOR TAKINK ME ON A TRIP TOWN MEMORY LANE. SOMETIMES ITS HART TO LOOK PAST CRACE CHONES, MAKO UNT POMPAATA.
UNT ANY CASE, VHILE VAS CETTINK MY LATEST CLOSE CALL OF ZE CASTRATED KIND FROM MARIA SHRIFER’S CHIN I SEE ZIS PART OF SOUZ PARK EPISOTE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOaCTddlng
JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHICKEN UNTA COWWWWW!!! DORPHIN UNTA WHARE!!! CHAPENESE TALK SO FUNNY. WHARE LOOK LIKE REX RYAN, CHICKEN LOOK LIKE CRIS COLLINSVORTH!
DAT COT ME SINKINK APOUT ANIMALS. UNT EFOLUTION. IN ZIS EPISODE OF SOUZ PARK CHICKEN UNT COW EFOLUTE TO FLY PLANE. I START SINKINK OF ALL ANIMALS UNT HOW DEY EFOLUTE (Ja I Repuplikan put I only pray to Cod of pumpink iron, Mit Romney on zee ozer hant is vone crazy Mormon sonofapitch).
JAAA LETS TAKE A LOOK AT SOME ANIMALS AND ZE PEOPUL DAT EFOLUTED FROM DEM:
ZIS ORANGUTANK. CAN CHEW CUESS WHO EFOLUTED FROM ZIS PIG MANKEY? I SINK NEW YORK KNICKERPOCKER FANS HAFE AN ITEA…
JAAAA PATRICK CHEWINK!!! LOOK AT ZOSE LONK FLOWINK ARMS. HE TEVELOP ZIS FROM SWINKINK FROM FINES IN ZE CHUNKLE (mit trees not fachina). IT HELP HIS PLAYINK CAREER PECAUSE IT HELP HIM SWINK FROM ONE HIGH PRICED NEW YORK CITY ESCORT TO ANATZER! OH!
ZE NEXT ANIMAL VE HAFE HERE IS SILLY FISH:
IN MY CHUNKLES I OFTEN HAFE TO USE A LOT OF IMACHINATION. PUT VHEN IT COMES TO ZIS FISH I ZINK IT PRETTY EASY:
JA! MICK CHAKKER! PACK IN ZE 70’s MICK USET TO TIE HIS LIPS IN A KNOT, PUT DEM IN CHUNKLE OF ARETHA FRANKLIN, UNT PLOW. ZE RIPPLE EFFECT DAT VENT UP UNT TOWN HER INNER THIGHS VAS LIKE VATCHINK WATER IN PATHTUP VHEN I PANK MARIA SHRIFER MIT PLACK TILTO IN SHAPE OF POMPAATA’S 14 POUND HAM PENIS. VHEN I SEE MICK DO ZIS TO ARETHA I HAD TO CET A PETTER LOOK. PUT IT CROSS ME OUT. I CET SO SICK I SROW UP ALL OFER ARETHA’s CHUNKLE. PUT YOU KNOW MICK, HE ROCK STAR PLITZED ON COKE. SO HE CHUST KEEP PLOWINK! MIT ALL ZE VIPRATING UNT CREEN COOP IT LOOKED LIKE CHEW ACTOR F. MURRAY APRAHAM PLOWINK HIS PIG CHEW NOSE PLOWINK DURINK FLU SEASON. IT GO HONK HONK.
HERE’s F MURRAY APRAHAM FOR ZOSE OF CHEW DAT NO SEE SCARFACE:
HAHA DAT ONE PIG CHEW NOSE. HONK HONK INTEET!
JA NEXT VE HAFE HORSEY!
MIT DAT MOUZ DERE ONLY ONE PERSON DAT COULT HAFE EFOLFED FROM ZIS:
TYNOMITE!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT CHIMMY WALKER!!! HE LOOK LIKE HORSE SO MUCH DAT ONE TIME I SEE RETARDED MITCHET CET CONFUSED AND CHUMP ON HIS PACK. RETARTET MITCHET CET SO EXCITET DAT HE START SCREAMINK YEEHAW YEEHAW UNT SWINKINK A CHUMP ROPE AROUNT. HE THOUGHT CHUMP ROPE WAS LASSO. HE SROW CHUMP ROPE AT PEOPUL UNT HIT CHIMMY WALKER IN TESTICLES MIT IT. DAT WHEN CHIMMY WALKER SCREAM UNT PUCK RETARTET MITCHET OFF HIS PACK. HE LOOK CHUST LIKE ANOREXIC HORSEY.
NEXT VE HAFE TOGGIES. CHIHUAHUAS!
NOW VAT COULT A PUNCH OF CHIHUAHUAS SLEEPINK IN CLOSE QUARTERS PE EFOLUTET INTO???
JAAAAAAA LAZY MEXICANS!!! HEY LAZY MEXICANS STOP SITTINK AROUNT UNT MOW MY LAWN!!! TOO EET NOWWWW OR I TEPORT CHEW IMMICRANT AHSSES PACK TO TACO PELL!!!
UNT FINALLY VE HAFE…HIPPOPATOMUS:
JA. LOOK AT HOW HANCRY HIPPO SITTINK ON SOME POOR CUY. I VONTER WHAT CREATURE HIPPOPATOMUS EFOLUTET INTO??? HMMMMMMMMmmmmm…
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHUNKLE!!! HANCRY HANCRY HIPPOS!!! NOTICE HOW DERE IS NO CHANCHE IN POSTURE FROM HANCRY HIPPO TO CHUNKLE. ZE SIMILARITY IS TRULY ASTONISHINK. LET’S TAKE A WORM’s EYE VIEW AT ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE:
IS DAT HER FUPA, HER STOMACH, OR HER TITS? NOPOTY KNOWS!!!!!! NOW LET’S CET TO KNOW ZIS VEEK’s CHUNKLE A LITTLE PETTER:
ZIS ANNA. APPARENTLY SHE START HER OWN WEPSITE IN 2003. ACCORDINK TO WEPSITE SHE HAFE OFER 17000 PICTURES and 126 FITEOS UNT SHE IS TOINK IT ALL!!! IMACHINE TAKINK ALL 17,000 PICTURES OF HER. HOLY FACKING SHIT UNT SWEET LORT OF ALL DAT IS REX RYAN’s FUPA.
JA, DATS ALL FOR NOW, REMEMPER TO ALWAYS PRING FUDGE WHEN COINK CHUNKLE HUNTINK!
-Arnolt
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